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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

 
Look around, like a hound, til you catch the fox.
 
use your head.
 
use your head.
 
13 Year Old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers (thanks Collin)
 
father of the year runner up.
 
Just hanging out, at the beach with my pals. NSFW

Monday, May 12, 2008

 
Dad: Who taught you how to do this stuff?
Son: You, alright? I learned it from reading children's books with you!
 
Prom or Barbarella shoot?
 
Say hello to HiPhone.
 
The Many Moods of Steven Seagal (thanks Kathy)

Thursday, May 08, 2008

 
man child.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

 
Swedish Chef — Squirrel Stew (banned muppet sequence!)

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

 
The future of breasts.
 
father of the year.
 
i'd hate to see that happy ending.

Monday, May 05, 2008

 
high class.
 
"I wanted to do hood rat stuff with my friend..."
 
Hey, did you see Iron Man this weekend?

Sunday, May 04, 2008

 
Ewock gospel
 
Why I can't sleep at night

Saturday, May 03, 2008

 
I don't know about you, but I'm voting for Hillary
 
Sometimes one kiss is enough

Friday, May 02, 2008

 
It's always sunny in Philidelphia.
 
Best. Party. EVER.
 
long island's finest.
 
i can't possibly write a better headline.

Thursday, May 01, 2008

 
The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay
 
Tomatoes are evil. Yes, tomatoes.
 
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
 
She's so hot, she smashes this dance.

Wednesday, April 30, 2008

 
Florida, you've made a big mistake. (Follow up to deez nuts, Jan 2)
 
"On the cake make it say 'Best Wishes Suzanne' and underneath that ... "
 
Refacing Government Tender

Saturday, April 26, 2008

 
Read A Book

Friday, April 25, 2008

 
best bling ever? look close.

Thursday, April 24, 2008

 
wisdom.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

 
Scratch your ball sack and type an email AT THE SAME TIME!
 
Do Not Try This At Home (see 1:26)
 
darth loves his box of wine.
 
the new bulgarian hit, "ken lee."

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

 
Craplinks salutes the FAIL Blog
 
man falls down escalator.

Monday, April 21, 2008

 
Rose is a Rose is a Rose
 
It looks like Natalie Portman is really excited by rubbing shoulders with Hillary Clinton

Friday, April 18, 2008

 
cat tail for life
 
Wait, I thought you got it by....oh never mind...
 
win me that one!

Thursday, April 17, 2008

 
listen to your lunch.
 
keepin' it strictly gangster.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

 
keep both of your heads covered. but only your heads.
 
Star Wars: A New Pope
 
I wonder if he drank all of those beers.

Monday, April 14, 2008

 
"This is a family video that will go down in history." (and it sure does with 1,397,266 views....)

Friday, April 11, 2008

 
Need a date this weekend?
 
Behold the skillz and the high production values: Iron Mic: Eli Porter vs. Envy
 
Gorilla Suit Workshop
 
This guy's sort of a geek - but check out the size of his saxaphone!

Thursday, April 10, 2008

 
a man of god.
 
Dick Cheney, a man who loves his fly fishing
 
The Mr. Move's greatest fantasy is now a reality.
 
Pee Wee wants you to stay off the crack.
 
go ahead, play this dude's pole.
 
How to win a hot dog eating contest

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

 
Play the light! (thanks Collin)

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

 
Mmmmmm, bacon. Er, I mean PIG PLACENTA!
 
Photoshop disasters, the blog
 
One hell of a flash game. You have to burn the rope.
 
refreshing!

Monday, April 07, 2008

 
I frakkin knew it!
 
tasty trash.
 
The 6 cutest animals that can still destroy you
 
The only mystery here is easily solved here

Friday, April 04, 2008

 
cougar central.
 
pretty kitty.

Thursday, April 03, 2008

 
Bet you can't kill them all
 
fancy dress.
 
Your life sucks.  So buy a new one.
 
Bush's teleprompter slacking off, forgets to prompt "socialize"
 
Senator Mike Gravel involved in a weirdo cover of Helter Skelter. What a weird thing.

Wednesday, April 02, 2008

 
I hate you for naming me Rover. I hate you for feeding me Alpo. It's not that I couldn't fetch, it's that I didn't want to. And by the way, the UPS guy was giving it to mom
 
mmmmmmm....bacon
 
How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take in a Fight?
 
Ummm....not so Happy Days?
 
Art opening or funeral?

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

 
When you care enough to send the very best

Monday, March 31, 2008

 
Give a toot don't pollute
 
Keep your bathroom 85% cleaner!

Friday, March 28, 2008

 
why do these guys always look the same? (two links again, i am so sneaky.)
 
3 year old explains Spitzer mess
 
wombats getting busy. (two links!)

Thursday, March 27, 2008

 
Best trend EVA alert!! Anti-Emo riots in Mexico.
 
Yo Mtv codes
 
having trouble figuring out what to do for my birthday this year?

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

 
Welcome to the permanent collection of the Museum of Modern Art

Monday, March 24, 2008

 
Mario Brothers now scared children
 
Meet the real Mr. Mom
 
Now I know where I want to live next
 
but don't they both taste like fish?
 
google maps becomes increasingly helpful for those in, um, need.

Friday, March 21, 2008

 
#91 Book Deals: White people love getting book deals for their crappy blogs

Thursday, March 20, 2008

 
Now she just needs some lube
 
unfortunately, the lights also make it easier for jocks to find you and beat you up.
 
let my people go... to the bathroom.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

 
Tim Yu as a young boy.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

 
awesome calendar for iranians in vegas.
 
i don't think that's how it's done.

Monday, March 17, 2008

 
fear not, they are working on becoming immune to electricity.
 
I will fuck you up with this fuckin ham.
 
bible fight
 
friendly skies.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

 
YO' SNORLAX EFFIN OWNS!

Friday, March 14, 2008

 
Kindness is everything.
 
daughters for sale! no, really.
 
lawn gnome learns side-step, makes boy scream like little girl. (watch the video, wait for the shriek.)

Thursday, March 13, 2008

 
I like tacos and burritos
 
work it, work it!
 
sweet apartment deal!
 
"You know, that puddle should have its own blog."

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

 
Wasted time - literally (:37 sec in)
 
Jay J. Armes, Private Investigator
 
These knit boobies and junk are fun and educational!
 
Coming to an Equinox gym near you

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

 
a girl in every port. no, seriously.
 
another niche filled: magazine editors with animals, medium sized edition

Monday, March 10, 2008

 
Who needs a movie?
 
Watch out for that pole!

Sunday, March 09, 2008

 
Wiki Fuck Ghandi

Friday, March 07, 2008

 
Hey you kids, stop cussin!

Thursday, March 06, 2008

 
Just for walking your dog, taking out the trash, getting your mail.

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

 
hottest new band.
 
pornfortheblind.org This is ripe for commentary, and perhaps for vigorous masturbation (if you are a sexless blind person who gets off on the clinical narration of our nation's dirtiest porn sites.)

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

 
Potburger victim decries sentences. More at 11.
 
Shower fun. (Thanks Mer)

Monday, March 03, 2008

 
Hope for the ugly, differently abled and terminally single
 
carton of irregular cat hats.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

 
I smell Oscar
 
Erotic Falconry.

Friday, February 29, 2008

 
sleeping bag for nerds who hate handjobs.
 
tote bag for nerds.
 
Huckabee: "we would fry squirrels in a popcorn popper"
 
"Playing" Pi - It's high brow, It's high concept, It's stupid.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

 
the milkmaid
 
mmmmmm, pizza...
 
Squirrel conquered, mission accomplished.
 
most obvious headline ever.
 
One question, are you nursing?
 
sesamecore.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

 
Need a lift?
 
octodog.
 
Latest headline tempting women in grocery stores: Your Va-Jay-Jay
 
garfield minus garfield

Monday, February 25, 2008

 
Dickhats
 
Music makes the world go around.
 
Bush, about to autograph forehead of Ghana boy
 
So you think you can park a car. But are you a car parking champion?

Sunday, February 24, 2008

 
Bad day at the office?
 
Hillary can't spell Toledo and posts pictures of people booing her

Friday, February 22, 2008

 
The iToilet
 
evil mashup.
 
Anything can happen on Swedish TV

Thursday, February 21, 2008

 
That is some sweet bush
 
be the ball, danny.
 
good news for your hairdo, nubrella!
 
deals to die for!
 
Moon babies.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

 
so i checked out all these and this one's the fucking crappiest.

Monday, February 18, 2008

 
growing up jersey.
 
the shades and the flowbie-do are remote controlled, too.

Friday, February 15, 2008

 
Organize, Share, and Discover great ganja pictures. All for FREE. (thanks Jason)
 
"will you sign my yearbook?"
 
Wicca cool
 
The website delivers on what it says
 
After loosing the Super Bowl, the New England Patriots donated all of their XXL "19-0 We Won the Super Bowl" t-shirts to a poor village in Nicaragua...then this clown rubbed it in their faces
 
then they made him walk the plank.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

 
the latest in eyewear.
 
Goth angel
 
Toilet reading
 
meat rugs.
 
Sometimes, when I'm camping, I just crave frozen drinks

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

 
Seriously crappy
 
neighborly love.
 
he really picked up that spare.
 
be my valentine. only the finest awaits.
 
well spoken ginger-haired youth with drum set apparently has some beef.
 
just a scrappy bunch of guys from kokomo, trying to live the dream on 8 wheels.
 
Stuff white people like.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

 
Awesome workout
 
i am officially going to hell.
 
Isabella Rossellini is everywhere! - and agrees with David Lynch.
 
Best contest ever
 
First growing poles, now glowing poles

Monday, February 11, 2008

 
finally the proper vessel for my horrible poetry.
 
poo from wieners results in kidnapping of jesus christ.
 
"roy burgandy" makes hot, impromptu spanish love on cnbc.
 
"astronauts get played tough, like the ukelele."
 
Kinda Political

Sunday, February 10, 2008

 
Mick-sploitation

Friday, February 08, 2008

 
i thought they only liked donuts.
 
Your chance to own a piece of art history!
 
the best part is the whispered "sorry for my language." listen close.

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