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Friday, February 29, 2008

 
sleeping bag for nerds who hate handjobs.
 
tote bag for nerds.
 
Huckabee: "we would fry squirrels in a popcorn popper"
 
"Playing" Pi - It's high brow, It's high concept, It's stupid.

Thursday, February 28, 2008

 
the milkmaid
 
mmmmmm, pizza...
 
Squirrel conquered, mission accomplished.
 
most obvious headline ever.
 
One question, are you nursing?
 
sesamecore.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

 
Need a lift?
 
octodog.
 
Latest headline tempting women in grocery stores: Your Va-Jay-Jay
 
garfield minus garfield

Monday, February 25, 2008

 
Dickhats
 
Music makes the world go around.
 
Bush, about to autograph forehead of Ghana boy
 
So you think you can park a car. But are you a car parking champion?

Sunday, February 24, 2008

 
Bad day at the office?
 
Hillary can't spell Toledo and posts pictures of people booing her

Friday, February 22, 2008

 
The iToilet
 
evil mashup.
 
Anything can happen on Swedish TV

Thursday, February 21, 2008

 
That is some sweet bush
 
be the ball, danny.
 
good news for your hairdo, nubrella!
 
deals to die for!
 
Moon babies.

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

 
so i checked out all these and this one's the fucking crappiest.

Monday, February 18, 2008

 
growing up jersey.
 
the shades and the flowbie-do are remote controlled, too.

Friday, February 15, 2008

 
Organize, Share, and Discover great ganja pictures. All for FREE. (thanks Jason)
 
"will you sign my yearbook?"
 
Wicca cool
 
The website delivers on what it says
 
After loosing the Super Bowl, the New England Patriots donated all of their XXL "19-0 We Won the Super Bowl" t-shirts to a poor village in Nicaragua...then this clown rubbed it in their faces
 
then they made him walk the plank.

Thursday, February 14, 2008

 
the latest in eyewear.
 
Goth angel
 
Toilet reading
 
meat rugs.
 
Sometimes, when I'm camping, I just crave frozen drinks

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

 
Seriously crappy
 
neighborly love.
 
he really picked up that spare.
 
be my valentine. only the finest awaits.
 
well spoken ginger-haired youth with drum set apparently has some beef.
 
just a scrappy bunch of guys from kokomo, trying to live the dream on 8 wheels.
 
Stuff white people like.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

 
Awesome workout
 
i am officially going to hell.
 
Isabella Rossellini is everywhere! - and agrees with David Lynch.
 
Best contest ever
 
First growing poles, now glowing poles

Monday, February 11, 2008

 
finally the proper vessel for my horrible poetry.
 
poo from wieners results in kidnapping of jesus christ.
 
"roy burgandy" makes hot, impromptu spanish love on cnbc.
 
"astronauts get played tough, like the ukelele."
 
Kinda Political

Sunday, February 10, 2008

 
Mick-sploitation

Friday, February 08, 2008

 
i thought they only liked donuts.
 
Your chance to own a piece of art history!
 
the best part is the whispered "sorry for my language." listen close.
 
Exhausted Hamburger
 
Bacon Peanut Brittle
 
Ferrari Tank
 
that's the way to throw yourself on the mercy of the court.
 
count blankula.
 
These in white, HOTNESS!

Thursday, February 07, 2008

 
i love you so much i bought you a 40 pound bear.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

 
awesome looking site, evidently for idiots.
 
Watch your little pole grow!
 
the long arm of the claw.

Monday, February 04, 2008

 
100% guaranteed to get you laid...
 
Actually, someone does bother me...
 
Awesome ringtones
 
someone needs to toilet paper this bad boy.
 
Stay Focused

Friday, February 01, 2008

 
I can't move my cart...nevermind they're moving
 

It's what Friday nights are made for...

 
smell.
 
workout chair for the woefully lazy.
 
There are some things I don't want in my pocket
 
Isabella Rossellini demonstrates Insect Fornication
 
Pretend to get your pet drunk
 
It's like these stories write themselves sometimes

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